YAYNESS (A HILAROUS COMEDY) 

                     PART ONE 

*At the roommate interview* 

Purple cat: And your name is?Zeke: My name is Zeke and I’m hungry!Purple cat: Ok, as long as you don’t eat me. Do you have a criminal background?Zeke: Well, one time I stole a Sierra Mist. But the bottle said Sierra Mist free.Purple cat: OK, next 

*A blonde haired girl with hazel eyes walks in*Rachel: Hi I’m Rachel*they shook hands*Bob: I’m Bob.Do you have a criminal background?Rachel: NOBob: Do you have a pet?Rachel: Yeah I have a wild tiger called kamonoBob: really I have one called meow, oh and I choose you as my new roommate. Let’s go to the apartmentRachel: WHAT?Bob: I don’t knowRachel: ok*they drive to the apartment*Bob: Nighty nightRachel: ok…. Good night 

~~~~~~~~~~THE NEXT MORNING~~~~~~~~~~~ 

Rachel awoke to a vrooming noise inside the apartment. She rolled out of bed walked to the living room to find Bob, strapped to an office chair with a 12 horsepower motor hooked on the back of it. 

Rachel: Bob don’t you…… 

But it was too late Bob took off. He went flying around the room, smashed through the couch then smashed through the apartment wall and hit Old Lady Grump. 

Bob: whoops He jumped off the chair as it stopped.Rachel: BOB WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!!!Bob: ChickenRachel: ok….I is going to work don’t do anything badBob: HI 

Rachel walked out the door hopped on her bike and sped off to the IDIOT ShOp where they sold C.D.s. She secured her bike to the bike rack and went inside. Her boss was ken a bald eagle who was her best friend at work. There was also a snake that was called Nick who was all right. 

Rachel: Hi KenKen: Hi he grunted 

Rachel walked over to the counter to serve the waiting animals. 

Rachel: Hey UnisUnis was an ocelot.She scanned his Cd and handed it to him. A orange frog walked up to the counter. 

Rachel: Hi Rick I haven’t seen you in a whileRick: I’m just getting over a broken thigh.Rachel: how’d ya do that?Rick: HikingRachel scanned his Cd and gave it to him. 

?????????: EAT YOU yelled someone as they jumped on Rachel’s headRachel: AGGGGGBoB: hi he said as he jumped off her head 

Rachel: Bob what are you doing here?Bob: I like to move it move it we like to move it move it you like to …. Move itBob repeated this several times before he opened the cash register stole all of the $83 dollars hit Rachel in the head with his purse and took off. 

Rachel: This is gonna be a long day 

~~~~~~~~END OF EPISODE 1~~~~~~~~~~