Once upon a time there was a chicken that would not die. I went outside with my bee bee gun and shot it, but it didn’t die! I went back inside and got my 9 millimeter hand gun. I shot it again and it didn’t die!! When I went back inside I got my dad’s Rifle and went back outside. I shot it once more. It finally fell over!!!!!!!!          I was so happy that it was dead. But 10 minutes later it stood back up and charged at me. It pecked at me really hard! It clamped onto my neck and started suffocating me! I couldn’t get it off!!! The only choice was my dad’s chainsaw. I cut its head off and it let go of my neck. We put it in a box and cut the box into little pieces.We put each piece into a hole in the ground. We made sure that it was dead and went to home depot. We bought some bags of cement and covered the pieces of chicken with the cement. Ever since that day we have made sure that it didn’t comeback to life and try to kill me again.